Conversations with Emma

Me: We some new Olympic Trials to watch now. One is track and field, that's running and jumping, and one is swimming.
E: Well, we already have diving (emphasis on diving like I'm a total idiot to say we have swimming since we already have diving)
M: The swimming is different than the diving, it's people swimming laps really really fast. Which one do you think you want to watch?
E: Welllllllll I like to run and jump AND I like to swim real fast in my innertube.
M: Okay. The people who are doing the swimming don't have innertubes on, so that will be different than the way you swim.
E: They DON'T????? How do they swim?
M: They put their faces in the water and swim real fast. They've been practicing for a while so they can swim without innertubes (at this point I'm trying really really hard not to crack up because I'm imagining the Olympic swimmers paddling away with innertubes under their armpits)
E: Well I just can't decide which one I want to watch since I like to run and jump AND I like to swim real fast. I.just.can't.decide.
M: Well alright, we'll decide after nap time, okay?
E: Well alright.