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Dear Home Depot,
I'm wondering if we can work out a rental deal. Something like "rent a submergable pump twice, get the third rental free". Maybe I could use a punch card or something to keep track of my pump rentals. Really I think it's win win for us both, don't you think? Either way, I imagine I'll see you all Thur or Fri.

Sincerely,
Your Best Rental Customer