Conversations with Emma

This will be an ongoing feature in my blog seeing as 3 year olds are hilarious.


In Rite Aid yesterday, standing in the light bulb aisle.
E: What's that mama? (points to a camping lantern)
Me: It's a lantern, it makes light, sort of like a lamp. (I turn to get some light bulbs off the shelf)
E: (loading the lantern into the cart) I'll just get this and use it instead of my nightlight.



Today during "nap" time. She comes rushing out of her room yelling
E: I'm going to barf I'm going to barf.
M: Well run to the bathroom then.
E: (runs to bathroom and spits out orange unidentifiable object into toilet) Uck.
M: Are you done? Did you barf in your room?
E: No I didn't barf in my room. I just barfed now because I stuck my hand all the way down my throat like this (sticks hand down throat, gags, then moves hand). Why Grant no barf when he does that?
M: Well, Grant stops before he barfs, he just coughs.
E: (fake cough) I just cough too.